Téa Belog

professional procrastinatior, quality questionable

22 || they/them
writer, artist. always off topic

simple commissions are currently open!

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zines i've modded

zines i've contributed to

in alphabetical order

other projects

‣ mlsecretsanta (mod all years)
‣ think outside the love square month
‣ mlfluffiction (unofficial hashtag!)
‣ klapollo minibang: artist

téa (tay-uh) belog
‣ 22
‣ they/them
‣ nonbinary
‣ aspec
‣ half filipino
‣ eastern timezone
‣ indie author, currently querying
‣ freelance artist
‣ zine enthusiast
‣ job hunting (please hire me)
‣ i have a podcast!

• interests

current major interests
‣ ace attorney
‣ various podcasts
‣ mythology
‣ anything shakespeare
‣ zines
‣ original works? i'm actually not super super into any other fandoms right now but i'm so in love with my friends' writing right now

things i like but am not like currently breathing for
‣ les misérables (all versions)
‣ anastasia (movie and musical)
‣ like a million other musicals
‣ bbc merlin
‣ percy jackson (always there)
‣ miraculous ladybug (season one)
‣ whatever i'm reading on my goodreads probably!

i'm starting to do more book reviews! here's a list of places where you can find me — i try to post pretty much everywhere, so feel free to choose your favorite book sharing site and ignore the other ones!

disclaimer: all opinions are my own and are not meant to be reflective of an entire group. my reviews are never meant to target any readers or authors. if it's not my jam, it might be yours! and that's super cool because we're here cause we love books!

• goodreads
• tumblr
• reedsy discovery
• the storygraph
• library thing
• youtube

my reviews are also posted on the websites's blog!
you can also find me at
‣ netgalley: bloomingtea
‣ booksloth: bloomingtea

additionally, i also sometimes talk about books on my twitch! please note that these are unfiltered conversations about books, usually contain spoilers, and i usually didn't like the book very much.

i've been writing for as long as i can remember, and have recently been pursuing it as a career! thank you to all my friends and family for the support they've given me because it's been a ride ♡

i'm always writing and working on different things, so definitely check out my social media for more information on what's happening. overviews linked below for my major wips!

current projects:

• less than three (available!)

• pirates and politics

• the poptart theory

• x the apocalypse

less than three

available now!

Ren has been in love with his best friend for the past three years. He has no intention of confessing, but he can't seem to move on.
Calliope has spent most of her life dancing. She's decided to put other interests before it now, but it's hard to let go of something she fought so hard for.
Ingrid plans to start over in college, to go beyond what held her back in high school. It's much easier in theory than in practice.

Less Than Three is a collection of three short stories about a group of friends. Together, they shoulder their way through romance, all-nighters, and the occasional dragon.

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• amazon
• elsewhere

note: print versions are currently only available to buy through amazon. sorry for the inconvenience!

pirates and politics

book one: being edited

Rade is second in line for the throne. They pretend to follow the rules and sneak out of sword fighting lessons to read in the library. They make their sister smile as she stresses over her upcoming engagement. Their parents are almost unbearable, but they're making do.

Then they get kidnapped.

A trilogy about royalty, pirates, politics, and learning how to create a better world.

status details:
‣ book one: draft 5, incomplete
‣ book two: rough outline
‣ book three: rough ideas
‣ zine: possibly still coming

information on pirates can be found across my social media with the hashtag #piratesandpolitics

the poptart theory

revising and querying

“I have this theory,” Zane says, “that all poptarts taste better when they’ve been toasted. Aside from strawberry, that is. Can’t improve on good original perfection.”

Jere was already depressed before the world ended.
Now he and his friends have to travel cross-country with only a map and a demon cat before the unleashed magic poisons the people they love.

status details:
‣ compete
‣ editing (we're always editing)
‣ querying

if you are interested in being a beta reader* or a critique partner**, dm me on any of my social media for details!

* you read through the story and give me your thoughts! i may ask some questions, but beta readers are used to get a feel for what readers will think about the story! NOT the same as an editor and NOT paid

** we exchange manuscripts and offer each other advice and edits! each partnership is different, so we can definitely discuss if you're interested!

x the apocalypse

first draft

One thousand three hundred eighty-three days ago, Liam asked Jaz out between the cafeteria vending machine and a trash can. One hundred fifteen days ago, they blocked each other’s numbers. The apocalypse starts in three, two, one—

status details:
‣ first draft
‣ august camp nano 2020 project